dmmd boys + burger king
koujaku: aoba you have some ketchup on your chin awwh no let me get that for you////// hey look at all these ladies yes so attractive, wowie do I like women
clear: orders a kids meal just for the toy
mink: scares children
noiz: wears a fucking paper crown over his dumb hat while he eats everyone elses fries
trip: sankyuu bye bye yahooooo
aoba: I can't believe I actually fuck you guys


*me pointing at mink* thats a great character

*dmmd fan large crying voice* No.. you dont underknow .. Stop.. thats not a great character you are wrong… please… please stop talking you are too wrong for it… You cannot say this fake thing

*me pointing at mink* luv this character

my bird bit me on my face twice and my hands like 6 times she’s in gay baby jail and will not be going on vacation with us if she does not straighten up her act

ok ya’ll i’m leaving for vacation today and i won’t be on for 10 days

there is like a 2% possibility that i’ll be able to endure mobile but i really hate it and i don’t like making mobile posts so prob not

i’ll most likely be on skype though so ya.. also if we’re mutuals you can ask me for my skype before i go !!


there’s really a twofold lifestyle benefit to these shades, which is

  1. all you see is lizards
  2. the lizards see all


"asians are so smart" 




what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography




did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • kik
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want



say those three words and i’m yours

daft punk merchandise

Drop a “If I were dating you…” In my ask.